The Year My Life Went Down The Loo

Subject:The Grotty and the Fabu (No, it's not a song.)From: [email protected]: [email protected] That Really Irk My Pickle About Living in England - The school uniform- Piddlington-on-the-weld (I will forever be known as Emily from Piddlesville.)- Marmite (It's yeast sludge! GACK!)- The ghost in my underwear drawer (Spectral hands fondling my bras -- enough said!)- No malls! What are these people thinking???Things That Keep Me From Flying Home to Seattle for Good Coffee- Aidan (Hunkalicious!)- Devon (Droolworthy? Understatement of the year!)- Fang (He puts the num in nummy!)- Holly (Any girl who hunts movie stars with me -- and Oded Fehr will be mine -- is a friend for life.)- Über-coolio Polo Club (Where the snogging is FINE!)