The Taming of the Dru

Subject: Emily s über-Fabu Boyfriend TipsFrom: [email protected]: [email protected]. Lip action matters. When selecting a guy to be your potential BF, it s really best if you don t give him a concussion when trying to kiss him.2. Bad timing sucks. If you spend months waiting for your potential BF to come home from another country intending to throw yourself in his manly arms, make sure he s coming home alone.3. Swords hurt. If you insist on challenging a BF-stealing wannabe to a duel with one, use a fake sword rather than a real one. Sword cuts are so hard to explain to the parental units... 4. Don t take no for an answer. Some guys need a little help seeing that you re the best thing since someone figured out how to get glitter in lip gloss.