The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1

The Onion is the world's most popular humor periodical. Its first book, Our Dumb Century, was a New York Times #1 best-seller and winner of the 1999 Thurber Prize for American Humor. Now The Onion returns with Volume One of the paper's greatest, most hard-hitting stories, including:--Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia: Operation Vowel Storm Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable--Jesus Christ Returns to NBA--Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes--I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner by Thunder the Ferret