The Hard Blokes Of Sparta - The Princess In The Tower
by Jamie Brindle
Three spartans. One princess. Various monsters. What could go wrong?
Back on earth, in Ancient Greece, they were the hardest guys around. But since being sucked through a Reality Vortex to the mysterious Level 31, Dave and his friends are really struggling to be the muscle-for-hire which is the only way they know to earn a living.
Now they have one last chance: rescue a princess from a tower, or fail to make their rent, and face eviction and involuntary enrolment in a less-than-pleasant brutal-fighting-pit scenario.
But how can a man - even a Spartan - compete with orcs and goblins, chimeras and cockatrice?
Dave might have an idea, though he doesn’t think his friends will like it…
This is the first of three stand-alone but linked comic fantasy novellas charting the fortunes of The Hard Blokes of Sparta.
“Wonderful!” ***** Amazon Reviewer
“Full of warmth and humour” ***** Amazon Reviewer
Back on earth, in Ancient Greece, they were the hardest guys around. But since being sucked through a Reality Vortex to the mysterious Level 31, Dave and his friends are really struggling to be the muscle-for-hire which is the only way they know to earn a living.
Now they have one last chance: rescue a princess from a tower, or fail to make their rent, and face eviction and involuntary enrolment in a less-than-pleasant brutal-fighting-pit scenario.
But how can a man - even a Spartan - compete with orcs and goblins, chimeras and cockatrice?
Dave might have an idea, though he doesn’t think his friends will like it…
This is the first of three stand-alone but linked comic fantasy novellas charting the fortunes of The Hard Blokes of Sparta.
“Wonderful!” ***** Amazon Reviewer
“Full of warmth and humour” ***** Amazon Reviewer
