Lockpick Pornography

I feel better than I have in days. I want to make bumper stickers for politicians and gay rights advocates. They'll read "My other pro-tolerance message is also condescending." I want to destroy something. I'm tired of the moral high ground. We've already got more than our share of gay Gandhis. We need a General Patton. No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. I feel the way bank robbers must feel just before they go out on that last big job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.