I'm Sorry You Feel That Way: The Astonishing But True Story of a Daughter, Sister, Slut, Wife, Mother, and Friend to Man and Dog

Meet the men in Diana Joseph�s life: �The boy,� Diana�s fourteen-year-old son, who supports the NRA and dreams of living in a house with wall-to-wall carpeting; Diana�s father, who�s called her on the telephone twice, ever, and who sat her down when she was twelve to caution her against becoming a slut (she didn�t listen); Diana�s brothers, or, as her father calls them, �the two assholes�; Diana�s ex-husband, a lumberjack with three ex-wives, yet he�s still the first one she calls when she�s in a jam; and Diana�s common-law husband, Al, an English professor who�s been mistakenly called mentally challenged. Ostensibly organized around the various men in Diana�s life, this is really a memoir about what it�s like to be a modern, smart woman making her way in the world.