Funny Side Up: The Eggstremely Witty Joke Book
by Mark White
My wife is upset because I never buy her flowers.
I didn't even know she sold flowers.I didn’t start out as a brain surgeon you know.
I worked my way up from the bottom.I have a friend who keeps racing pigeons.
I’m not sure why; the pigeons always win.Does anyone else see a complete stranger when they look in the mirror?
Or is it just me?I have a pen that can write underwater.
But that’s not all, it can write other words too!The shovel…
What a groundbreaking invention.I had a nut roast the other day.
I’m not vegan; I was just wearing leather trousers.
---------This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids.---------
Grab a paperback copy of this book - it makes for a neat little gift for Christmas and birthdays!
I didn't even know she sold flowers.I didn’t start out as a brain surgeon you know.
I worked my way up from the bottom.I have a friend who keeps racing pigeons.
I’m not sure why; the pigeons always win.Does anyone else see a complete stranger when they look in the mirror?
Or is it just me?I have a pen that can write underwater.
But that’s not all, it can write other words too!The shovel…
What a groundbreaking invention.I had a nut roast the other day.
I’m not vegan; I was just wearing leather trousers.
---------This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids.---------
Grab a paperback copy of this book - it makes for a neat little gift for Christmas and birthdays!
