Funny Side Up: The Eggstremely Witty Joke Book
by Mark White
Never marry a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.I think I might have scoliosis. How do I know?
Let’s just say, I have a hunch.I just heard there's a nudist's convention next week.
I might go if I've got nothing on.Do you think oranges become juice willingly?
Or are they getting pressured into it?I have a phobia of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.Seriously, what are Roman numerals actually good IV?I got a rejection letter from the origami university today.
I’m not sure what to make of it.
---------This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids.---------
Grab a paperback copy of this book - it makes for a neat little gift for Christmas and birthdays!
Love means nothing to them.I think I might have scoliosis. How do I know?
Let’s just say, I have a hunch.I just heard there's a nudist's convention next week.
I might go if I've got nothing on.Do you think oranges become juice willingly?
Or are they getting pressured into it?I have a phobia of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.Seriously, what are Roman numerals actually good IV?I got a rejection letter from the origami university today.
I’m not sure what to make of it.
---------This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids.---------
Grab a paperback copy of this book - it makes for a neat little gift for Christmas and birthdays!
