Ford: Season One, Episode Four

Damn! Shit! Bone a duck! I’m so screwed!I can’t handle Daisy’s three personalities right now. She’s either sweet and loving, a horny teenage girl, or a man who’s not fond of my guy parts.  It makes it really hard to be with her.Between my crazy-ass girlfriend and my dearly departed father flinging me into a life of crime, my life is over. I’ve got to find a way out of this mess.I either accept my fate and save my family or fight balls to the walls to save my own skin.

Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn’t it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you’re reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you’re in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.